Mathcamp

Mathcamp quotes, usually taken completely out of context!

"I don't discriminate against silicon based life forms!"

"If you program a computer to grow towards the light, is it a plant? YES!"

"The other three boys on the team were male..."

"I don't think the campers are distinct. All campers are the same."

"Are his shoulders distinct?"

"Oh no, I got ketchup in my ketchup!"
(later)
"Great, now I've got keys in my ketchup!"

"Mathcamp has destroyed my ability to enunciate or pronunciate anything!"

"Giraffes are not made of metal."

"Optimal Bear Strategy: n-1 bears on same hyperplane as camper. One bear, Bear A, on hyperplane perpendicular to other one. n-1 bears follow plan n-1. Bear A follows plan 1. Camper is eaten."

"Algebraic Topology, Topics in Topology, Bears = Topology...TOPOLOGY."

"If you want to know if there are any other Mathcampers nearby, call out, 'I lost!'"
(group breaks out into "I lost" and "Apple lobster.")
"I can't believe I'm actually encouraging this."

"All these people touring in the summer must think that UPS is full of people in sarongs."

"If we find a model that believes ZFC, then ZFC is consistent, which means ZFC is inconsistent, so the universe explodes and we all die."

"NO! Why is there a diamond on the chalkboard!"

"Cats are more likely to fly then dogs are?"

"Hello! That is Nathan. He is speaking in his native language of food tongue."

"Tomato crush water..."
"Hey! Rule 4. Rule 4!"

"No two campers are not on fire."